Tips from the Emergency Room: NO EATING #shorts MuFKR.com 

Hah! Already prepared for it, i can easily go a day and be like "oh f*** food right...meeh, ill eat tomorrow"

just got shouted at in lowercase letters

But you will give me enough apple juice to drown in

what if i eat then get in some life threatening situation and need surgery ._. tf am i gonna do

No eating in the er mothefuqers :) I spilled my milk

If I'm in the er get grandma to put me out of my misery before this guy does.

This seems very passive aggressive

You are weird

This weird

I couldn't eat properly for like a week just to have a camera shuved up my ass but know I don't eat at all and I hate eating all because of a camera being sued up my ass

Always tell the person why and not just tell them.

Not eating ain’t even that bad so I’m good with not eating in the ER

I don't even know his guy and yet I wouldn't be offended if he called me a motherfucker like that. Damn...

If I ever go to the er and see this guy, I’m going back to the parking lot to die

This guy is so hateable

“You’re gonna choke and then you’re gonna die!” Proceeds to: 😄

This guy's smile while he talks about serious subjects makes me think he's on the same level of insane as Sephiroth or something

I wish you would eat then have surgery! Thank you

This guy creeps the shit out of me

Why do u keep saying " motherfuckers" Well smileing

That last line, I’m literally crying from laughing so hard. If my surgeon said “no eating in the ER motherfucker” just like that I wouldn’t need anesthesia after laughing so hard.

Gay

Plot twist you'll die of hunger

But what if you didn’t know it would happen and you eat?

Should I be concerned that he explains these horrors with a chipper attitude and a big smile?

Loves his tiktoks

Wow I hate you from one video

“No eating in the ER motherfuckerssss”

I was told by the Dr to not eat until the next day and within an hr I was given a burger and fries by the cafe cause it was dinner time. ( I got in the morning of lol.

OMG you are hilarious 😂😂😂... I'm gonna subscribe

What happens if sure I haven’t eaten but I got a big log at the river dam. If that dam gets relaxed does it break and let the log go down the stream like a missile?

One time in the 4th or 5th grade I was eating strawberries (I was swallowing them whole damnit) I tried to swallow a big strawberry and I started to choke So I just used my throat muscles and push it down I stopped eating strawberries like that... Its 2021 and that was 2018 2019 *Yeah*

I want this man to be my doctor ps I fucking love hospital food, and the nurse thought I was crazy for liking it, its good, hospital food should be on postmates or uber eats

**slowly chews cheeseballs**

What if you just ate and had to rush to the ER though?

This dude just loves to yell in lowercase

Good to know! I thought that you werent supposed to eat just so that the surgeon doesnt have to deal with a bunch of chicken nuggets in the way

That's why they took the vending machine out of the waiting room in the E.R near me

There was this girl I er that are starbursts and was mad at kid me because my mom was on a call and as soon as she gets picked up to her room she acts all tired and drowsy

This is the definition of „ screaming in lowercase „

Got it!

I ate sunflower seeds at the er once...

I love this guy is only more people were like him

Oh I want you to know don’t choke lol” stupid go get your eyebrows done you look so dumb

Hahaha I love this dude😂

That's how you make kids sleep

This all makes perfect sense but you sound like a douche

Everyone saying how he’s telling us how we gon die tonight with a smile on his face: Me: wait gumball soup?

His voice so annoying

I love how he says motherfuckers

This guy explains everything, even the obvious stuff, just to explain in 3 sentences why you will die if you eat before surgery.

OI OI OI WATCH YOUR MOUTH THERE ARE CHILDRENS!!!!! Me like BAD BOY HALO

dude i was waiting for the to end with out him swearing .

I frigging love this guy, he's such a smart ass and I love it

I thinks its funny the way this guy says swears

His so nice

he wants us to learn the harsh way

I love this guy

Im starting to like this guy

This guy seems super condescending and kind of unlikeable

Your fake

I love this guy

My back is broken and I have to have a spinal fusion and I'm absolutely freaking out about having to be put under. This didn't help.

This guy makes me uncomfortable

You kNow WhAt HApPeNeS wHen yOu cHokE Y o u d i e 😀

I think I’m just going to stop eating just in case I need to get rushed to the ER

One of my worst fears is having a long constipation strike and my body shitting during surgery Is it possible for that to happen?

U better shut the fuck up oh and why wont he come say it to my face

I heard a story of a fella who had McDonald’s before surgery and they couldn’t give him surgery

Wtf did i just watch .

Yo never eating again

How about fuck the ER all together ...

This guy looks really fake and also too real at the same time

You look like a prick

This guy scares me but makes me go “oOoh I get it” at the same time

Ur great love the video

What if we get run over by a truck after leaving a buffet restaurant

I like how sassy he is and the “I’m sick of your bullshit” vibes he’s giving out

I don’t like you

I’m scared

No eating in the er mfers

I've watched every video and now I shall not act a fool when I'm older in a hospital

Omg why do you keep popping on my feed . Thanks for the info its cool but that voice of yours makes me wanna drink bleach .

I always thought this was common knowledge.

What if I eat the emergency room?

This man speaks out of spite that only service workers can speak out of

Food makes you throw up I learned that the hard way and mother fed me cause I was hungry and I was getting surgery On my arm

Why these doctors annoying as hell

He should read a dr. Seuss book it’d be relaxing

Good job man. Let's divide people even further.

This guy is a condescending dick.

I love this dude lmaooo

This guy is the most helpful, and informative psychopath ever lol

but what if i want to die-

My mans really got sadistic passive aggressive written all over his face 😂😂 love this guy